I've done 14 of 35 stupid things....

Tekla tagged me to do this a couple of weeks ago but I've kinda forgotten to. Old age, hehe. Anyway, better late than never....

[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have fell out/off of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[ ] You have ran into a tree.
[ ] You have tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
This is probably the most stupid-- I'm a pre-school teacher for crying out loud!
[x]You just tried to sing them.
Yeah, I sang it with three other teachers at school today who were as stupid as me, hehe. One was a music major in the university and was absolutely clueless.

[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] Your hair is/was blond.
[ ] You've put metal in the microwave.
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling when you wake up.
[ ] You've fallen asleep in class.
[x] You have tripped over your own feet.
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.
[ ] You have forgotten to breathe. Is this valid? I bet everyone doesn’t think about breathing.
[ ]You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something else. I am taking this test because I want to do something. Heh!
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.

[ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you dont.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused.
Not sometimes. All the time.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[ ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures or words in the texture of the ceiling.
[ ] The word "uh" is used many times a day.

I'm supposed to tag some people but I'm not going to. :)